I think I need a deck of these. From what I’m told, these can be used as a “get out of an event free” card whenever you’d like. Don’t want to visit the in-laws? Boom, staying in. Don’t want to follow through on that date night to the grocery store? Blast it with a trip down card lane to the cabin. Can you not even wrestle that impetuous sloth right now? Slap that card down with authority.